Just wanted to give a heads up that I got a job, so my posts may be drastically decreased.
fetish: go away | no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | oh god you don’t even know | right here, right now
…Oh. She wasn’t expecting that. Her cheeks burned brightly as her face turned bright red.
“W-wait… r-really? Other people… look at other people… doing… that? B-but why?” She couldn’t understand it—and nor did she want to. Goddess, this was so weird and embarrassing! “Th-that’s so… strange… I-I mean, wouldn’t you want it to be private? You’re sharing a special a-and intimate moment with someone… why would p-people want to watch that?”
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Dig him a grave, it’s over.
His life is over. Zelos is no more.
"Uh…" that’s all he was able to get out at first. How the hell was he supposed to explain all this crap? He didn’t really have the talk with his parents, since… well, yeah. He learned by other means.
"Well, there’s people that like ‘sharing’ those moments. And that stuff’s for ‘lonely’ people, I guess you could say." he crossed his arms, trying to feign his serious attitude. "It’s something you don’t need, I think…" he trailed off. Nah, he couldn’t say he forbid it, she had to grow up and probably see all this stuff at one point.
"Some people don’t see it as intimate and special, it depends on the person." silent stabbing at his own back there, ouch. "It’s another day for em’, that’s all. For fun." Zelos lifted his hand up to scratch his head, if she asks if he knows from experience, he’d go and jump into a lake,or shove his head in the dirt.
Yeaaah, good idea.
"I don’t have any plans on hurting Mimi… I love her too much to do so…" he paused for a moment, then sighed. "Just… do me a favor, alright? If for some reason… I do do something… even if I don’t mean to… finish me. Alright?”
That wasn’t something he was expecting to hear. Zelos frowned, tilting his head “Finish…you? You got something going on?”
Oh he was pretty familiar with unwillingly doing things, at least it hadn’t happened as of late.
someone please nuke the ships kratos x lloyd, asch x van, and luke x van
What a great idea! Where do we start?
Oh ho ho ho ho~! Now that definitely caught her attention! Her innocent eyes stared up unblinkingly at Zelos, drilling into him as she impatiently waited for him to speak. There was no way for him to escape now. It was too late for him.
“Huh? What is it? Tell meeeee~! Now I’m curious!" Rest in pieces, Zelos. It was nice knowing you.
No use trying to beat around the bush and all that crap… Zelos sighed and looked away as he quickly replied “Videos, or pictures, of people having sex. It’s awkward as hell and you shouldn’t waste your time on it.” There, he said it, and now he was probably going to be killed by someone for explaining said word to Mimi.
She wasn’t a little kid, though. Still, like hell he was going to explain the why of porn, he was already practically squirming on the spot, arms crossed.
"Yeah, that’s about it." Zelos muttered.
"… Since you’re somehow a woman… Why the hell not?"
“Yaaaayy!! See, I was right! I think you’d make a great dad, Zelos! You’re like a dad to me, anyway.. Or more like a big brother… Or both! Dad bro… Bro dad…" It was obvious she was being entertained by this, humming contently before blinking at Zelos.
“I’m not as naive as you think I am! I read a lot, too! Since I didn’t have anyone around, I-I kind of had to teach myself…" Goddess, why was her face so red?! She was getting flustered merely trying to explain this all to him! Though, her attention was caught on the last part. "What’s ‘porn’?”
You’ve fucked up now, Zelos.
Oh, Dad…bro? Bro dad!? Those sounded pretty silly, but then again, he was known for being inappropriately silly during serious times. Bro dad sounded kinda funny, though; it made him sound old for some reason.
With her explanation as to how she learned the details, he gave her a nod. He shrugged one shoulder dismissively as if saying “Okay.” to her response, but it was the question that threw him off-guard. “Shhhit!” Zelos hissed, slapping his hand over his mouth. How the hell was he going to explain that!?
'That? Just something people watch when they wanna get off, no big deal!' No big deal!? YEAH RIGHT, HOW THE HELL WOULD HE SAY THAT!?
Dig him a grave, he’s done for.